septastic

i won the lotto.

it’s true. i matched 3 of 5 numbers and won a whopping seven bucks. ‘seven more chances of winning the big one’ i thought as i cashed in my ticket. i play the lotto. religiously. twice per week, same numbers every time, and i never play more than one dollar per drawing even when theContinue reading “i won the lotto.”

time lapse amazingness

i’m always amazed at people who create such wonderful ways to spend 3:54.

what the hell.

i’m sorry. i usually try to keep politics out of this space, BUT COME ON. see anything wrong with the above picture? i’ll help you out: texas is kicking our ass. shit, even louisiana is winning. LOUISIANA!!! and that jackass still shows his face, spouting “wisconsin is open for business”. not even close, asshole.

didn’t do anything active today?

what’s your excuse?

florida aka PTPMO

so i just got back from a week in florida with my family. i’ve been there plenty of times before, and i’ve seen disney, busch gardens, universal, the beaches – the whole lot – in previous trips. still… HOLY SHIT. the good: – if you’re savvy, you can get free BOGO tickets to all theContinue reading “florida aka PTPMO”

really? (with this seth, not seth meyers)

i downloaded a new app for my phone called wander. the jest of the app is to meet people around the world, and have them be your “guide” around their city for the week. in return, you act as their “guide” around your city, and in theory, everyone’s happy. sounds simple enough, right? wrong. thingsContinue reading “really? (with this seth, not seth meyers)”